face and head tough to chew, easy to love. tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5705178 2005-09-22T18:32:48Z Blogger
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 true totee. 2005-09-22T14:23:00-04:00 2005-09-22T18:23:33Z 2005-09-22T18:23:33Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5705178.post-112741341398339622 testo@
yeah? herlo?
 false totee. 2005-01-25T15:24:07-05:00 2005-01-25T20:27:07Z 2005-01-25T20:27:07Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5705178.post-110668482759317917 voluptuous candied yams of yesteryear.
dear dudes, you should all go buy a copy of this book because my work is in it and also you love me.
false totee. 2004-12-22T15:45:53-05:00 2004-12-22T20:46:53Z 2004-12-22T20:46:53Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5705178.post-110374841317592205 long-range chocolateer
if you're wondering why there's no updates (and let's face it, you're gripping your pillow at night over it), it's because i'm participating in this contest. also, because i think you are very ugly.
false totee. 2004-12-06T11:24:07-05:00 2004-12-06T16:30:07Z 2004-12-06T16:30:07Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5705178.post-110235060764400329 calibrating the long-term effects of superb underpants.
if i had to pick one thing in life of which i'm truly ashamed, it would be this.
false totee. 2004-10-15T15:34:26-04:00 2004-10-15T19:36:26Z 2004-10-15T19:36:26Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5705178.post-109786898624370213 the first lady of the american theatre
(miss habersham enters stage left) butler: ahh, miss habershand. will we be taking our tea in the drawing room? miss habershand: yes, please, winston. i'll also need a length of surgical tubing and a flanksteak. (miss habersham gestures towards crotch) butler: ma'am? (butler squats suddenly) miss habershand: also, i believe miss russet will be joining us. be sure to lay out a
 false totee. 2004-09-22T15:05:53-04:00 2004-10-15T19:37:53Z 2004-09-22T19:14:13Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5705178.post-109588045358602080 a rodent's hard-fought victory over opression
so i'm trying contact lenses this week. a few minutes with these things in, to me, feels a lot like a pleasant massage. actually, no. wait. what's the opposite of a pleasant massage? ah, yes. a brutal and unrelenting probe of my ocular cavity by a chimp who isn't really on his game, because he's been sick for the past few weeks, so also he keeps sneezing mucous into my eyes. and the mucous is
 false totee. 2004-08-27T15:04:41-04:00 2004-08-27T19:05:41Z 2004-08-27T19:05:41Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5705178.post-109363354158585265 mayo.
my greatest accomplishment in life. i mean ever.
false totee. 2004-08-16T15:10:47-04:00 2004-08-16T20:18:47Z 2004-08-16T19:12:54Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5705178.post-109268357455221747 trombone pleasantries
watching network morning "news" shows is sort of like having angry scorpions stapled to your face. and if katie couric is involved, it's kind of like the scorpions have diarrhea. also, i added two new animation thingies. more like tests, really. but they came out okay.
false totee. 2004-08-13T11:52:10-04:00 2004-08-13T15:53:10Z 2004-08-13T15:53:10Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5705178.post-109241239020135521 disturbing density.
why does my hand smell like pretzels?
false totee. 2004-08-12T14:10:30-04:00 2004-08-12T18:29:30Z 2004-08-12T18:29:30Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5705178.post-109233537038843171 take the skinheads bowling
so, i'm listening to the lunchtime 80's alternative show thing - pretty much the same show every market in the country has. about 15 minutes in, the dj reads an email on the air. this email, i can confidently say, is why children shoot each other. "dear dj guy, i'm an elementary school teacher and would really like to play a song for my students. i'm not sure what it's called, but the
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